“The goal in this life is not to choose one but instead many roles!” http://www.facebook.com/ImaliyayTumblr (3.0; @thelastpiemaster)http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qzmkwQ8H1qe24zho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qzmkwQ8H1qe24zho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://cpaek.tumblr.com/post/22708184246/i-changed-my-facebook-timeline-cover-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">cpaek</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I changed my facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture.. and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye’s body.  So I quickly took another photo to make Hawkeye look more fabulous.</p></blockquote> <p>V</p>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51148947631http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51148947631Thu, 23 May 2013 10:26:55 -0400<p><a href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/51123881002" class="tumblr_blog">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamist.tumblr.com/post/51123733067/egberts-i-think-my-cat-is-allergic-to-cats">sodamist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/51123578449">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i think my cat is allergic to cats</p> </blockquote> <p>That sounds pretty<br/>Catastrophic</p> </blockquote> <p>i hope you get arrested for that</p></blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51148836066http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51148836066Thu, 23 May 2013 10:24:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b83f9b7f5fcfba6292fef5fb2cdd2c6/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4851c61d9d330d39e5588001d95ca0fa/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/113f8c1f84c9534d13f2739466153dd8/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9396c4f1229474ad2d0b79f1fcf86832/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b34b0f355d57ff3f5b37e03ef6778e33/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd9aa6c46d9663ca80a39fac4a18fc4d/tumblr_mlp81qxDl81qbwflao6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dashperiod.tumblr.com/post/48681870303/forget-about-planking-hadoukening-and-vadering">dashperiod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Forget about Planking! Hadoukening and Vadering seems to be the next big thing on the internet! I love it :D</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51073979122http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51073979122Wed, 22 May 2013 11:37:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/780385155daff57d9dcc3d018650467d/tumblr_mn2hz4J8fB1qkhd6oo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietchola.tumblr.com/post/50859823545/ahrned-dietchola-a-giant-thing-of-grapes-is">dietchola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahrned.tumblr.com/post/50859504866/dietchola-a-giant-thing-of-grapes-is-singing">ahrned</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietchola.tumblr.com/post/50858826531/a-giant-thing-of-grapes-is-singing-evanessence">dietchola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://oi39.tinypic.com/j797vp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>IM SHITTING</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51073917586http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51073917586Wed, 22 May 2013 11:36:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c694f27d674dbb4fefb992e2966e1c50/tumblr_ml4hypwhxM1s5rsdao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamsofprovidence.tumblr.com/post/47804183748/blink-182-bashers-funfrom4chan-what-the-fuck">dreamsofprovidence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blink-182-bashers.tumblr.com/post/47783185614/funfrom4chan-what-the-fuck-do-we-do-now-take">blink-182-bashers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funfrom4chan.tumblr.com/post/47756734510/what-the-fuck-do-we-do-now">funfrom4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What the fuck do we do now?</p> </blockquote> <p>take a picture,  thats it. </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf546945eca24b16de7abde4446898f6/tumblr_mg15l8EzGO1s1sqcho1_500.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51042786577http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/51042786577Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meo4fjk8qE1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996327251http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996327251Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31642fa29cf7c2fa45ca46e761783e31/tumblr_mjxnt9Wh2t1rt2ot3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996217091http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996217091Tue, 21 May 2013 12:28:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wj5mCMW41qjxz2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seratonation.tumblr.com/post/35964117067/beautifulwhatsyourhurry-commanderkarkat-you">seratonation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautifulwhatsyourhurry.tumblr.com/post/26873692116/commanderkarkat-you-said-youd-always-love-me">beautifulwhatsyourhurry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commanderkarkat.tumblr.com/post/26839664775/you-said-youd-always-love-me-why-is-it">commanderkarkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>you said youd always love me</em></strong></p> <p><em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wj3tGnFs1qi7las.png"/></em></p> </blockquote> <p>WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/BECAUSE-IT%27S-A-FUCKING-DEMON">#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996047063http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50996047063Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patrick-stump-hand.tumblr.com/post/50936587296/pizzaswag-abandoned-theme-parks-look-rad-as">patrick-stump-hand</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaswag.tumblr.com/post/50936348495/abandoned-theme-parks-look-rad-as-fuck-someone-go">pizzaswag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me</p> </blockquote> <p>you are the first five minutes of supernatural</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995643848http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995643848Tue, 21 May 2013 12:17:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8532cc4a3b1b552420df518403d1ca8a/tumblr_ml26dgK6FM1qif2tjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995464361http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995464361Tue, 21 May 2013 12:14:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in">selfdoubtandsyphilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they">dankestrnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do animals think in english or in the sounds they make</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995257310http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995257310Tue, 21 May 2013 12:10:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattfoundglory.tumblr.com/post/46945926757/the-only-reason-i-wear-all-black-is-so-i-can">mattfoundglory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995192198http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995192198Tue, 21 May 2013 12:09:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-told-me-think-about-it.tumblr.com/post/50971367757/ohitsjustkim-fairgroundsoldier-01012012">you-told-me-think-about-it</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohitsjustkim.tumblr.com/post/47028860327/fairgroundsoldier-01012012-friendly-reminder">ohitsjustkim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairgroundsoldier.tumblr.com/post/39852607672">fairgroundsoldier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://01012012.tumblr.com/post/39852516218/friendly-reminder-that-after-each-passing-day-you">01012012</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate</p> </blockquote> <p>and your grave</p> </blockquote> <p>and eating your next pizza</p> </blockquote> <p>this sums up all of tumblr </p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995168001http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995168001Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/50843472216">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995152039http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995152039Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toadlyoko.tumblr.com/post/50871407887/so-in-middle-school-we-werent-allowed-to-have-any">toadlyoko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. </p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995124445http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995124445Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://3ridan.tumblr.com/post/50724306035/do-you-ever-look-around-at-the-big-crowds-of">3ridan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking </p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995106575http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995106575Tue, 21 May 2013 12:07:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honksy.tumblr.com/post/50899079663/on-my-deathbed-nurse-do-you-have-any-last">honksy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*on my deathbed*</p> <p><strong>nurse:</strong> do you have any last words</p> <p><strong>me:</strong> i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….</p> <p>*the light goes out of my eyes*</p> <p>*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*</p> <p>*the paper says one word only*</p> <p>“sike”</p> </blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995088133http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995088133Tue, 21 May 2013 12:07:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b63334562ce958356f8598eb55484808/tumblr_mhleq8i1LF1r1mtsdo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90c9f4681f7b09f4672df6540ca12802/tumblr_mhleq8i1LF1r1mtsdo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abfb10a1716d86e6505f889b5e3eae05/tumblr_mhleq8i1LF1r1mtsdo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3852aabccc89abd29849c02d01c0dfd2/tumblr_mhleq8i1LF1r1mtsdo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995021326http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50995021326Tue, 21 May 2013 12:06:05 -0400<p><a href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50990382588/when-you-have-your-favorite-song-as-your-ringtone" class="tumblr_blog">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Someone starts to call you</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qo95iWy71qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>Hey you’re phone is ringing</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoab7CWZ1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>you:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoauQpFn1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>Hey, your phone. Are you not gonna answer that?</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoc6c8AI1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qocqGpVs1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qodhFkt21qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>…</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qodhFkt21qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Phone stops ringing</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoezpyE01qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Phone starts to ring again:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qofqyect1qdxz7p.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50994986289http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50994986289Tue, 21 May 2013 12:05:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50994951061http://thelastpiemaster.tumblr.com/post/50994951061Tue, 21 May 2013 12:04:47 -0400